Lorelei

Lorelei Hyde is the main villain of Moe Penny Dreadful and is the Not Us usurper. She randomly stole the show one day and everyone hates her for it (including myself). Everyone refuses to call her by her actual name and instead butchers it for funsies.

Personality
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Profile
Lorelei only posts lame-tier content yet for some reason attracted many followers outside of Not Us and frequently gets notes on her posts, a big accomplishment by Not Us standards. What a bunch of losers.

Significant Events

 * Lorelei joins Not Us on December 5, 2019. She is the ninety-fourth member of Not Us.
 * Posts nothing but unfunny content. Profits from it regardless.
 * Yumi attempts to use the power of Tom Jones' What's New Pussycat on her. I don't remember if it did anything.
 * Lorelei joins the Sludge Sluts along with Vilis, Hanae, and Almir. She is the only human among the group and it definitely will be the death of her (lol).

Other Appearances

 * my dreams unfortunately