Shirp Kazoocock

Shirp Kazoocock, or Shiro Kazukaki if you're a normie, is the God of this universe and defender of anime. Shirp is first introduced in Magical Girl Saruya's Adventures and is the protagonist of Snart and Shirp's Romance Story, Not Us Emblem, Not Us Souls, Personot Us, and Dankmemeronpa. He also appears in Shirp and Ella Ruin Everything, and is a member of the clusterfuck that is Not Us.

Personality
he's gay

Profile
Shirp is the son of an adult Kazoo Kid and a kazoo. Shartara and Shura are his half-sisters.

Magical Girl Saruya's Adventures
Shirp is introduced as a loser twink that is conducting research on meguca. He invites Saruya to his laboratory and she joins him like a dumbass. While Shirp is just standing there he gets crushed by falling debris and dies. This causes him to awaken as God.

Snart and Shirp's Romance Story
Two years prior to Shirp's awakening, he fatefully meets his soulmate, Snart. The two of them, along with a bunch of random assholes, go on a journey to stop Guy Fieri's plan to vore the Earth.

They stop him.

However, defeating Guy Fieri came at a price, as all of Shirp's friends were sent back to their respective dimensions. Snart was sent back to Snartfest Hell and Shirp was forced to stay in Meguca Hell. Shirp cried.

Shirp and Ella Ruin Everything
The final fight against Guy Fieri destroyed Shirp's house, which wasn't even his he just killed a rich dude and stole his shit, so he moved in with fellow shirp Shirou Emiya. Shirp and Ella Ruin Everything takes place directly after Magical Girl Saruya's Adventures so that means we get to see Shirp die a second time. Shitp is distraught over Shirp's death but gets over it quickly because his life is about to become a living hell.

Not Us
Shirp is the seventh member of Not Us. That's it really.

Not Us Emblem
A better lord than Chrom that's for damn sure.

Not Us Souls
Vore those souls.

Personot Us
The Fool Arcana. His Persona is named Madoka.

Dankmemeronpa
Shirp wa chigau yo

God
Shirp is God, he rules this universe with Tommy Wiseau and his doggie. Shirp's main purpose is to protect his Shirplings, watch over Shirp Heaven, and keep Guy Fieri and Shia Labeouf in Chili Hell. If you pray to Shirp nothing will happen but you'll feel a bit better probably.